Let’s start with the basics of this movie. This happened today and I spent a few hours clipping out some of my favorite scenes and creating the gifset below with the hopes that magnificent triumph of storytelling will reach a greater appreciation throughout the world. I will be having a totally normal day, and I am not joking here, but suddenly this absolute cinematic masterpiece will pop into my head and I can’t think of anything else. It exceeds everything else that has ever hit the silver screen, and quite possibly any other form of art or self-expression that has been hoisted into the human consciousness. No way.The greatest movie ever made was the 2012 blockbuster Battleship. That's about it.Ĭlassic line: "You aren't going to sink this battleship. I guess if there are any positives to this film, they'd be the humanoid alien designs, which are cool when they aren't wearing Halo armor, and Brooklyn Decker. Rihanna's acting skills are no joke though, but somehow they still make me laugh. She's so terrible in a film full of terrible performances that I had to single her out. Maybe I'm forgetting, but there's no equivalent to Rihanna in any of his films. His characters can be poorly written, but his films always have a decent cast. Bay knows how to frame and follow action. I know this isn't going to make me any friends, but I like most of Bay's films (most). Universal clearly made Berg take Michael Bay 101, but it just isn't the same. It's an abysmal trek through stupidity and mind-numbery, but it's always pretty to look at. You know how they say you can't polish a turd? Well, I'd like to respectfully disagree, because that's exactly what Peter Berg has done with Battleship. of Destruction|Intense Sequences of Violence|Language) Rating: PG-13 (Intense Sequences of Action|Intense Seq. When a confrontation with the invaders knocks out the Navy's radar capability, American and Japanese forces must work together to find a way to save the planet. Navy, alien invaders have arrived on Earth with plans to steal Earth's resources. Unknown to Alex, Stone or the rest of the U.S. Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch) is a weapons officer aboard the destroyer USS John Paul Jones, while his older brother, Stone (Alexander Skarsgård), is the commanding officer of the USS Sampson.
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